A fork of Rural Dictionary
a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there??? Father : No it’s just a matt halko son
The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men. Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg
The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.
Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen? Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
can you matt handle this?
A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'
professional with no allowance of fun activity's outside of designated times
He was on a "matt team" therefore he couldn't play for fun it had to be 100% professional
Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!” Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf” Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?” Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”