A fork of Rural Dictionary
Circumcision Purpose - Disappearance of smegma, reduced phallus height if done earlier at age. Circumcised Phallus for Sexual Orientation - is to penetrate the hole normally all in requires no pain from woman’s cervix, less savagery more on soft and pleasurable complete functioning.
CIRCUMCISION During Sexual Interaction Her: So this is how Circumcised Phallus works, exact to my delight spot. Him: Yeah, It’s more gratifying when fully saturated.
Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought. It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place? Person 1: hell no Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip? Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.
He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday
A candy cane without its wrapper
I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.