Country Dictionary

Cutting off part of your post on a forum, or the complete post.

Guy 1: *posts in a thread* Guy 1: *realizes it does not fit* Guy 1: *edits post, replaces everything with "snip"*

To cut.

Snip snip, no more hair on these puppy's!

(verb) To score ridiculous, insane, incredible, or magnificient goals in Hockey, whether it be in Ice Hockey, Street Hockey, or in Video Games. (Noun) Short for "snipe". A ridiculous or magnificient goal in Ice Hockey, Street Hockey, or NHL 09. Most of these are credited to a man by the name of Alexander Ovechkin.

'YO did u see that ovechkin goal!?" "Na bro but I heard it was a SNIP!!!!!"

A mini snap

I saw a snip, so i snapped.

circumscision. usually used by uncut men. most men in america have had the snip. jews and muslims are snipped for religious reasons.

have you had the snip

A sensitive nipple. Also known as a Sensitive nip.

Don't touch my snips!

Someone who is /for/ the budgetary cuts proposed by the current British government. Given that scissors have become a symbol of the cuts, the word 'snip' is a natural definition of someone who supports what it epitomises. It is also monosyllabic, as well as being homophonic and alliterative with its antonym, the 'sic', someone who is against the cuts.

Student #1: I've had it with these snips here. Don't they see what they're sayin- Student #2: Oi - I'm a snip mate. Student #1: What?! All this time I thought you were a sic! Student #2: I was, but I changed my mind.