Country Dictionary

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shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up

shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position

by fun&game January 27, 2010

judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick

Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom

by UtzUtz69 September 05, 2022

Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure. Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard" "Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!

I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.

by trip ships September 13, 2021

Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf Friend: whats that

by 454331 May 09, 2019

Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 16, 2017

donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019