A fork of Rural Dictionary
to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.
he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)
J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!
Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.
Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
Someone with a,defiantly, massive penis. Also one of the most beautiful and handsome people you will ever meet
Ohh yeah that James finch fella, he tapped me good I squealed till I came
a very fat man. Commonly knows as a pregnant man. Can also be a bird when angry.
Shit. Look at that bird he must be mr finch in his bird form