A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music
person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”
the girl from the books "bud, not buddy" and "The Mighty Miss Malone" very smart deza is also a name of a girl with resting-bitch face
there is deza malone from hooverville washing dishes she must have the malones following her
a fool, a freak, a meat eater
oh shittttt your an evan malone
Maggsy Malone is a professional rapper from Croydon who has beef with MC Gillyman.
Maggsy Malone is sick
To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.