A fork of Rural Dictionary
A singular segment of a clementine
That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?
Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder
Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay
Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.
She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.