A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of taking advantage of another person. Also known as leaching..
John is always mooching money off of me.
In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned. In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.
(Two guys drunk in a tent in England) John: "Where's Dave gone?" Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago" (Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America) John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car" Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"
Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?" "Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!" "Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches." "I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."