A fork of Rural Dictionary
On april 10th everyone says "Fuck snowblind". No one likes snowblind he touch kids.
"its national fuck snowblind day tomorrow"
August 3rd is national fuck your homies day
Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when: Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."
July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day." Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name." Chad: "Can we still fuck?" Brenda: "lol ya"
Got a girlfriend/boyfriend? Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what. Person 2:What? Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover
Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today! Person#2: Why? Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day