A fork of Rural Dictionary
The condition of experiencing large amounts of pain due to reflection of light from snow into (unprotected) eyes. Often problematic at high altitudes and at polar regions.
Peter, not taking the proper precautions, broke his ankle on Everest due to being snowblind.
when a guy jacks off behind his unaware girlfriend, cums on his hands, then puts his hands over his girlfriend's eyes while saying 'guess who'.
guy1: so what did u get upto last night? guy2: I snowblinded your mom!
Adj. When someone (usually caucasian) is blissfully unaware of their ignorance concerning social and political matters due to surrounding themselves with pro-white and/or pro-right rhetoric and media. This creates an echo chamber-esque effect that only exacerbates their closed mindedness. It is also an ironic play on the often derogatory term "snowflake" as it is usually used to describe someone pro-right who is too ill informed to care about the real problems.
"Dude, this Trumpette just posted an "I voted" pic. I asked her about gerrymandering and if her state bound their electoral reps to which she of course had no clue about. Needless to say, she got butt hurt and blocked me. Now who's the snowflake you snowblind sheep?
Snowblind is when a person of color (any color) will mostly or only date white people.
That guy is snowblind because he only dates white gals.
The temporary or impaired loss of sight from looking at something extremely bright or brilliant or reflective of a bright light. Eg: white beach sand, snow, or a smooth water surface.
"I cant see the trail marker inside the treeline, im snow blind from not wearing my tinted ski goggles." "Oh wow, that woman is so beautiful I am snowblind from seeing her!"
To temporarily blind ones self with ones own violent, projectile ejaculation.
Jerry snowblinded himself when his sister opened the door to his bedroom.