A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.
Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.
Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
Who is winning the sleeping contest
A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).
Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.
a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"