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The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game
Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing
Getting a rimjob while in the air
we went to Bali last week, got a skyrim on the way there
The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.
Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since
When you eat someone’s ass while on the plane
I was skyrimming this girl on my way to Jamaica
A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime
Hey want to play the piss game skyrim