A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since
What say you in your defense?
Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
The little kid’s slang term for sex
Stupid little kid: why are they wrestlwing?? (Intentionality misspelled wrestling to mock little kids))
Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!! The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!! Person 1: NOO!! The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME?? Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
Coming back this year!
this new MW2 is gonna be FUCKING AWESOME!
Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child
Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!! Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him
Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand
Teenager: TBH, you suck Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?