Country Dictionary

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Amish Heater

A sexual act. A compilation of several sexual positions in sequential repetition.

She gave me an Amish Heater last night.

by Dodge baller May 02, 2009

heater

fully automatic weapon ONLY

by mikethebike May 31, 2003

space heater

Another name for a woman's vagina

"Back off dude! I know all you want is to git up in my space heater and I ain't having it!"

by OhH41 January 01, 2012

hot water heater

What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.

You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.

{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!

{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?

by Telephony August 16, 2012

Harlem space heater

A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.

Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite.

by DG Bazzle March 31, 2010

The Dirty Little Heaters

The most shamefully underrated band of this generation. Best female singer I've ever heard and the band is really heavy and rad. The theory is even though people are blown away when they play the girl isn't pretty and will therefore never be able to gain huge status. From Chapel Hill.

Q: I like that band The Dirty Little Heaters but they aren't much to look at!
A: Go suck your cock off.

Q: Man, that band _____ writes good songs but can't catch a break!
A: They're getting Dirty Little Heatered!

by Lance from Greensboro November 06, 2009

stinky heater

1. Another term for a woman's genitals
2. An ill-odored hand warmer
3. A woman's private area that has not been cleaned

Amanda's stinky heater burned the skin off of Bobby's hand and permanently scented it.

by Grammy Vi July 08, 2008