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Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept or unaware person.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

dipshit benividus

A person that fails beyond epic proportions.

Ex1: Billy is a dipshit benividus. EX2:Why are you acting like a dipshit benividus?

by dgf 1994 August 03, 2010

dipshit-diddlyshit

Tiresome and trivial debate involving endless quiddities (I heard an angry Lesbian activist use this at a Gay Activists Alliance meeting in NYC, early 1973, and have enjoyed employing the expression myself since then).

I'm tired of the dipshit-diddlyshit argument!

by Ofanoan January 03, 2018

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other 2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 06, 2021

the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity? Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022

Fortnite dipshit

Does a fortnite dance at a funeral

Whys he doing take the L on my names grave? I think he's a fortnite dipshit

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.

Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper? You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit! *Fucking Dies*