A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”
A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
A little thing, a lump.
I had to nurse my gob back to health last night.
The word Gob refers to an ancient God/Deity, and comes from Latin America. There have been sightings of them. They are in the human world and their name is Alexis according to old inscriptions in the island of Trinidad and Tobago. They're older than earth itself.
Their daughter's name is Jeebus and was born two thousand and twenty-one years ago.
There is a Bible, 'The Gob Bible' . You can speak to her if you can find her.
"I am a part of Crispianity and follow the religion of Gob."
“Gob” is not a thing it’s an idea and it’s prophets are the “Gobbies” and those who do not believe
Are classified as “Jonah” he is the embodiment
Of denial against the “Gobbies” but We the Gobbies will not bow before the Jonah’s and conform to his wicked and stubborn ways keep up the good fight.
Gob is not slang for Slobber or sussy Stuff it is an idea :)