A fork of Rural Dictionary
The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.
-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes
“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”
No one cares - BITCHES GET MONEY. MIC DROP
Do you want to see what my name means on urban dictionary? No, get money. Jessikah suzie.
A girl who pretends to be someone she's not .she likes to dress to impress and often makes boys believe they are special.shes a cunner!
Suzie Sanchez is one good cunner!
oh look! is that suzie blank smuggling cats over the Tunisian border! oh yes of course!
A party animal (usually female) who goes out clubbing, even though she cannot handle her drink.
Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*
Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy