A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves
Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
To make out in a very aggressive way. Also can mean to swallow your jizz after a good jack-off session.
Hey big daddy, can I suck your blow? Oh yah baby.
To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard
Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.
November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
Stop Talking and Start Fighting
Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.
The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.