A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr" "what the fuck is the juan noodle" "my balls hurt"
Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong? Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.