A fork of Rural Dictionary
All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint." --Scott Adams on X
It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.
Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter. Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left. Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.
The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks
Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!” Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”
When you eat out a woman after you have cum inside her.
My girlfriend still wanted more after I was done, so I had to earn my snow wings.
Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.
"Hey you gotta meet my friend!" Friend: "Ah let's move on." "Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"
Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings." Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."