A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.
Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from." Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."
Typically a kid in middle school who just listened to the Ramones for the first time. Starts wearing leather jackets, checkered slip on Vans, sunglasses that he gets in trouble for trying to wear in class. Can also lead into adulthood if the starter punk music never evolves into deeper punk genres (i.e. post punk, pop punk, folk punk, crust punk, etc.)
"Last month his favorite band was Blink 182 but ever since he heard Blitzkrieg Bop he's gone totally starter punk."
Interestingly this goes back a ways! Everytime I say it people look at me like I have 3 heads. Found this: “A listener in Council Bluffs, Iowa, says his grandmother, born in 1899, used to say I’m feeling punk, meaning “I’m feeling ill.” The term derives from an older sense of punk meaning “rotted wood.” This is part of a complete episode.”waywordradio website.
I won’t be in today, feeling punk.
Interestingly this goes back a ways! Everytime I say it people look at me like I have 3 heads. Found this: “A listener in Council Bluffs, Iowa, says his grandmother, born in 1899, used to say I’m feeling punk, meaning “I’m feeling ill.” The term derives from an older sense of punk meaning “rotted wood.” This is part of a complete episode.”waywordradio website.
I won’t be in today, feeling punk.
ANTHONY MILES - AKA TANK - AKA A PUNKS PUNK! A LAME ASS MOTHER FUCKER WHO LIKES TO HURT THE ONLY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN THERE SINCE SHE MET HIM!
Anthony Miles is the poster child for a Punks punk!
ANTHONY MILES AKA TANK... A MAN WHO CONTINUOUSLY DOES THINGS TO HURT THE ONLY FEMALE WHO HAS BEEN THERE FOR HIM SINCE DAY ONE.
Tank is a punks punk because the way he treats that girl.