A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fat serbian is technically a cool kid. (but serbian, of course.)
When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.
e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!
When a serbian man with a moustache invite you to sit on his lamp and then gently starts rocking you up and down
My leg where shaking after the Serbian lapdance
The psychological phenomenon is rooting for the person or team that just beat you out of competition for the sole reason that if they are to beat you, they better be the best.
After being defeated in the regional soccer tournament, the local team offered a Serbian Salute by rooting for their opponents to win it all.
In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.
- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office. - Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval! - But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man? - Fucking serbian random!
A Serbian pumpersnickel is a sexual technique that originated in of course Serbia. It is performed through the female allowing her vagina to be chewed by the male until blood is drawn, which he then uses as lubricant to retrieve a cashew nut from the anus of the female using only his penis.
Last night me and my girlfriend gave the Serbian pumpersnickel a try