A fork of Rural Dictionary
Always a catering lover, always tells you he loves you, when he loves he loves deep. Always compatible with vanessas’s and this Alejandro usually has a fat dick.
Danm Alejandro Diaz you have a fat D
The hottest guys in this world. You think that you're okay, but when you meet them, you feel empty and worthless. Trust me, if you meet them, protect your pussies and thongs at all cost, because their horniness has got no limits. Parties without A&K mean nothing, because they're the party animals. They bring joy and happiness around the world. Sluts and bitches envy A&K, 'cause they know that they will never be able to get them. No dick in this world hasn't been marked by their tongues. "Tasty" is the best word to define them, as the men say.
Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.
Heyy Britney, can you hear that song?
What song, Katherine? Are you cursed by A&K again??? RUN TO YOUR MAN!
My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.
He’s a homie for life. Amazing in bed and can do whatever he wants, he is perfect marriage material and is great in bed with a massive punisher. Also will be your best friend for the rest of your life
Alejandro Salazar please eat me out
rauw alejandro? more like rawr alejandro.
the best dancer in this planet alive.
the best tenor reggeton singer in the industry.
turns me on and makes me horny as fuck.
AND THOSE FRECKLES!!!!!
THE CUTEST EVERRRRR!!!!!!!
hes so loyal to his origin puerto rico and all the other countries are so damn jealous that they think "damn, why couldnt we have him!"
STREAM VICE VERSA ON ALL MUSIC PLATFORMS IT SLAPS EVERY TIME AND WILL NOT FUCKING DISAPPOINT, I SWEAR TO U!
person 1: rauw alejandro is so fucking smexyyyyy!!!!
person 2: ik right, he can fuck me anytime any place.
persona 1: rauw alejandro es tan jodida smexyyyyyy!!!!
persona 2: ik correcto, puede follarme en cualquier momento en cualquier lugar.
Should never be dhs secretary in the us.
Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary