Country Dictionary

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fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by zeroaster August 22, 2023

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Smack Checker

Smack Checker - AKA Fact Checker. One who refutes all facts that do not support the main stream media narrative, its talking points and or any other statement that does not fall under leftist ideologies. (Ie: Socialism, Marxism, communism)

Hey did you see what the Snorpes Smack Checkers said? They said that there was zero evidience to support anything other than what they say is fact.

by FORESTFUNK March 07, 2021

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 16, 2023

Checkered Change

Bribe money.

"Hey, you know what they did to Willey. They sold him out for checkered change. Never heard of him since.

by Maggie Nifikat June 08, 2023

vibe checker

When the Vibe is going good and someone comes to throw it off,
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One who may impose their Vibe over the current Vibe, regardless of group energy.

The gang was chilling but Dwight had to be a vibe checker and snitch to the boss man

by Silly grass February 17, 2022

Checkered

To be nice and stoned. Also works when comfortably crossed.

Will was checkered up last night, he forgot where he was!

by Patrickbatmane August 14, 2022