A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"
Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"
Crock Pot Pussy
The female ejaculation during squirting at time of orgasm (the liquid)
The Croc juice is scientifically proven to be heart healthy yet more addictive than heroin! Driving from. name Crockett ... C rock & the juice that is in the vagina during ejaculation... squirting. Crock juice
Another term for what going on or to get started on something
Ex 1: hey guurl what's crock a lockin?
Ex 2: we gotta get crock a lockin on this assignment
Rump in Crock: This is a group activity where every participant deficates in a warm ceramic pot. Once that step is complete, each person takes turns dipping their bottom end into the pot. Step three is to....Sniff your partners rump and take a guess at who’s poop occupies the majority of your partners rump.... the person who guesses correctly gets to eat the rest of the crock
“Hey guys, Matt wants to play Rump in Crock because he missed out last time. He brought his own Crock and he’s ready to get rumped!
The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...
Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!