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same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked

my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.

Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.

John got a good one on with christina.

GAY PEOPLE.

Me: I hate Will Byers.
Someone: oh that little funnel cake?
Me: Yeah.

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"