A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A corpse/dead person.
2. An extremely boring cunt.
3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.
4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.
2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.
3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?
4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
A boring cunt. An induvidual who is often circulates in right wing circles and is characterised by his or her bald head, avoidance of amusement and is generally regarded as an absolute twat
Al Gore is a real stiff. He sickens me
A Stiff, a person that has left this plane of exestance (dead as the cat in the road) the word "stiff"was given due to rigermortis (stiffening of the body and joins) making the body very hard to move
Police officer "send the coriner...we got a stiff"