A fork of Rural Dictionary
Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.
"Jesus is a scam"
"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"
The most shitiest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. Fakes everything, from his insta profile to his fucking life. Is a terrible liar, can backstab even the one whom he loves the most for money. Stole his mother's jwellery at the age of 16, played money scam on a foolish lover boy.
The Indian education system is fucked up like priyansh kale's life.
A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content
Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings
open minded guy that thinks outside the box, knows how to keep a conversation going, can sometimes be truthful but over all has a big heart. a great friend to those around him! always good vibes also supper goofy
“hey there goes kaled!” “yeah he’s a cool person!”
Two gay bros who swear they are straight
"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.
A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.
Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing”