A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.
While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.
"What an Ocean Monger!"
A person who begs for attention.
She needs attention. She has got to have it. What an attention monger. She is always mongering for attention on social media.
Someone who is constantly compelled by sexual urges, and will do everything, and anything to get it.
"Gees Lauren has handcuffs?"
"Yes she's a SEX-MONGER"
A female who sells her cooch for some extra cash. whore slut prostitute
Cosette is such a cooch monger! She should just get a part time job.
One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.
I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".
dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle drugs or do other filthy shit that only a border monger would do. border mongers often bitch about how the government doesnt give them any money or help, but they dont realize that the government is not obligated to do shit for them because they are living in the US illegally. border mongers have a tendency to do shit like haul 50 pounds of bricks for 100 miles for 20 hours a day all for 1 dollar. they are very good workers.
joe: look at that man. he is so dedicated. he has been up there working construction for 1 day straight
border monger: YAY AMIGO! I GET 1 DOLLAR. AMIGO! AMIGO! 1 DOLLAR FOR WORKING 24 HOURS! SUCH A BARGAIN AMIGO!
border monger 2: george bush need to help our people! he does not give us 1 million dollar. we demand 1 million dollar!
john: what a fucking dumb border monger.
a person who acts like a chode
Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass