A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) The male gland situated next to the colon that is responsible for semen production. 2) The Tire Kingdom Southeast Regional Manager who is a completely incompetent boob and has no respect whatsoever for his employees.
1) Excuse me if I'm walking funny today, my girlfriend tickled my prostate last night. 2) Prostate came down from the central office today and tried to throw his weight around, and ended up just leaving a mess behind him.
The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.
You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.
What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate
Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate" Son: "You mean Prostate?" And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense
A large swollen and painful prostate.
"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis." "Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn." "Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."