A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mother who often shops at wal-mart and who swears at her kids in front of everybody. The wal-mart mother is often single and a bit crazy so she often threatens violence upon her kids.
I like these wal-mart mothers who swear at their children: "JEFFREY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
To buy something from wal-mart with the intention of taking it back in the near future, only.
Joe: It sure would be nice to have some noise cancelling headphones for the airplane ride, but i dont feel like spending $50 for them.
Bryan: Wal-Mart rent that shit!
A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.
Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!
1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.
2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.
Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!
When every hoochie with a bad(and multi-colored) hair weave, pink slippers, some kind of animal print and gold teeth goes to Wal-Mart. Sometimes accompanied by one of their baby Daddy. Various rednecks can be found there as well...usually missing teeth, wearing a Rebel Flag on their clothing, and dragging dirty brats who look like the offspring of siblings.
Going to the Ghetto Wal-Mart makes you feel like you've lowered your IQ level.