A fork of Rural Dictionary
a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.
"darling, we're going to wal-mart" "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.
Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.
1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read. 2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up! PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.
What do you mean this comforter is $79.95!! The shelf said it was only $2.49.It was right there next to the coffe mugs."STUPID WAL-MART BITCH" "Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"
1.A great place to bounce balls and piss off employees 2.A place i hate to go to because u go in and want only a few things and end up paying 400 dollars. 3.A place that almost everyone goes to but complains about it. seriously ppl if u dont like it then why go there?
John: i threw this red ball across the aisle and some lady yelled at me, it was great! Mary: ok kids wait here ill be back in a few minutes. ::3 hours later:: sry i just had to get some extra things and this time i only spent 400$!! what a bargan! Man walking into wal-mart: god i hate this place, oh well