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Dante

A Dante is a devious little monk who loves playing with little kids balls

That Dante is touching the Priministers balls! Said Obama

by The Hitler December 16, 2022

Dante

Someone who doesn’t think Hitler has a INFJ personality

P1: Hitler is INFJ Dante: HE IS NOT

by Life is the answer to death December 08, 2020

Dante

The name of my first love and the one that I'm currently dating. The only other Dante I know is the one from DMC. I don't believe names would dictate what someone is like but my boyfriend certainly had shaped how I regard his name, Dante. He's someone so precious and deserves all the good things this world has to offer. He's been through alot but he's a really strong person. Both emotionally and physically. He's a little dorky and an avid gamer– it's really cute when I hear him talk about the kind of things he's into. He's both a patient and kind person, an example being that he's a good listener despite me talking about my bad days, problems with anxiety or depression, even small good things that had happened in my days and even small details. He cares about me and genuinely loves me for who I am. He's really sweet and also knows how to give me words of encouragement or even just comfort for when I feel down or when things aren't going as planned. Even when we have miscommunications, we are able to talk things out without lashing out at each other. But most importantly, he treasures me alot and treats me as someone precious. I genuinely hope other people date someone like Dante. Not exactly alike, of course– just someone who would treat them with love, respect and for them to be treasured the same way Dante treasures me.

I hope you get to date someone like Dante

by HamsterNamedDexter September 15, 2021

Dante

Dante is just a massive bellend, drives about in a Mk4 golf with shit tunes blasting out with under age birds in the back. Rumour has it his mum has a guide dog

dante you big dosser

by BIG ANTS NO.1 FAN November 22, 2021

Dante

Dante is a sexy handsome man smells great has lots of money (MASSIVE COCK full size when he was born out the womb) muscular great at all sports pulls bitches ( hella bitches)

Wow was that Dante he’s so handsome sexy strong rich massive cock, etc

by DefinitelynotDante July 22, 2022

Dante

A whore ass bitch who will ruin your mother

1: you are a Dante 2is that good or bad 1: bad

by Roxerwhire January 15, 2022

Dante

WACKY WOOHOO PIZZA MAN

A: Do you hear something weird? Like someone is yelling SWORTRIROYSWORGUNROYSWORTRICSWORGUNROYALGUARD B: That's Dante riding a motorcycle.

by Motivated man November 23, 2021