A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil. 2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.
"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?" "Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"
biggest hoe in the world. snaps 5,000 girls in a span of one hour. he’s so fine but, he won’t like you if you’re not his race. looks like a shark or messi. very rideable in this case (face is very nice seat). very tall and wears chustiks everywhere he goes. depending, very emo.
don’t talk to dante, he’s a big whore with girls. dante has a VIVACIOUS dick but, he’s so mean.
when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it
We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.