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human fidget spinner

Humans having sex while moving.

Angelica "yo last night was crazy" Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other" Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

by ProjectBlueBanana April 05, 2020

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by ߷ May 22, 2017

Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae John-ur mom a fidget spinner Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ March 21, 2018

African fidget spinner

The act of poking a hole in your fidget spinner and sticking your dick through it while looking at African children.

I went to Africa and showed the kids an African fidget spinner!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

dank yeet fidget spinner dab

(verb) boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.

Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way! (proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).

by aH dAs hOt, dAs hOt December 28, 2019

you can fidget my spinner

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.

Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime! Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢 Marsha:lololol

by Womanly_Bananas September 10, 2017