A fork of Rural Dictionary
A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.
There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
Well be real up ya all humans... ok?
We will bury you, pathetic human scum!
Disgusting humans will be enslaved!
Despite religion and moral values, we have NO reason for considering ourselves above other animals.
Other animals participate in the global cycle, in which all resources are recycled and used again.
Humans can only unbalance this equilibrium and consume resources without replenishing them.
Humans are a burden to the planet.