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dingle Harvester

its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

dingle harvester its when a girl bends you over and uses her teeth to pick off your dingle berry's

that bitch used her teeth to clean my dingle berry's it was the best feeling ever

by Zachary Ehrler July 25, 2024

Bountiful Harvest

The best fucking dehydrated re fried beans you'll ever have. This brand also makes other vegetables in frozen, canned, and dehydrated forms, but who honestly gives a shit? What matters is them beans. Beware, because after Bountiful Harvest takes a crack at your tongue, no other re fried bean will compare. Therapy and living outdoors will do wonders for your mental health, but the true key to amazing mental health is a diet of these beans, mixed with rice and vegetables. When combined with rice, these homebois make a complete protein, and give you the fiber you need to shit out the toxic habits and people that are making you sad. The best way to eat em is half an half with some rice, with a clove or two of minced garlic thrown in (before cookin), and after cookin a dash or 2 of Garlic Salt, and phat splorch of sriracha, and a shredded cheese stick (stir till tha beans look all stringy when you lift your spoon out). Watch for tha bean splats when cookin though. Finish em off with a large head of broccoli, a carrot or 2, at least a half liter of water, and maybe some brussel sprouts or a bell pepper, and you'll have a groovy meal that's like really tasty and super good for you. These beans will fill your stomach with warmth, fullness, and love.

I would literally pay like $50 for one bag of these beans. Like I'm usin literally correctly, as in I would actually pay $50 for one bag of these beans please tell me where I can find these beans. I can't find them anywhere where can I buy Bountiful Harvest Dehydrated Re fried Beans? I need them in my life again. If you find/know of a store with these beans please contact me at [email protected] I don't mind spam but like please help me find these beans

by ProfSoupBeanlover420 October 03, 2019

Slime harvester

A production plant that harvests slime from slime nodes, usually spawn on Venus.

I was beaten to death by a slime harvester.

by Kongfumonkeyking July 01, 2024

harvest year

A year when literally many social icons and personal loved ones pass away within a short 12 month time-frame

The year of 2016 was a Harvest Year because of the passing way of celebrities like David Bowie, PRINCE, George Michael, Princess Leia and many more.

by Brenbat December 29, 2016

ball harvesting

The harvesting of one's balls

They threatened me with ball harvesting

by BlackBeard89 March 13, 2021

harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 04, 2019

semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 07, 2014