A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.
Man you really Joyced my pizza!
Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems
My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.
Oh man, you’ve been joyced.
Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
An Irish surname going for years and years a joyce is loyal,true,courageous and hilariously funny , once you get talking to a joyce your bound to laugh
Oh look it’s ____ joyce surname that fool is great craic