A fork of Rural Dictionary
to take care of business in a bar booth at an irish bar. Everyone comes out OK, but the recipient of the joycing will be shamed for life.
johnny tried to make fun of russ perot and then tried to hurt a turtle. As a result he got joyced, pissed himself and was thrown out.
when you clearly throw a perfect game in baseball, but because of a blind ump, you get robbed
galarraga threw a perfect game but was joyced in the process
Oh my lord, if u know someone shamed Joyce, your really lucky! Because Joyce is truly trustworthy, pretty, nice, helpful, caring, and funny. She'll always stand by your side no matter what! Joyce can be a really great girlfiend, since she'll protect you, care for you, and love you like your the last person on Earth! Joyce can be shy if you just met her, but if u two become friends, you'll see her wild side, she's really cray-cray/crazy!!! And that's what I like about her! And if you make her mad.... Oh dear, she'll rip your head off (she's not gonna really rip your head off, she's just gonna be mad at you). But mostly, she'll forgive you and move on. But she'll never forget what the bad things you did to her.
I liked Joyce ever since I met her, she's a really nice friend. And the best one you'll ever have!
Once you love a Joyce, you will never stop loving her no matter how hard you try. A Joyce is unforgettable, and a lot of girls secretly envy her existence
There is no other girls like Joyce
A lady with a magnetic soul that can steal your mans attention without even trying
Joyce: I don't try to make these guys like me, but their girlfriends still hate me
Friend: It's not your fault you are more beautiful and full life
Joyce: I just wished they'd understand that
Joyce is respectful but is never a punk because she isn't scared of anyone no matter what.
Joyce is happiness. Joyce is life. Joyce is the light in every person's life she touches. When Joyce walks in a room, sometimes you can't help but stare at her because she radiates beauty and style with her presence. FASHIONISTA. Fun. Popular. LEADER & never a follower. Her eyes are like no one elses. Her BODY is perfect and proportionate. Her hair is soft and always smells great. A Joyce is a healer. FUNNY. A great friend that'll make you laugh til you cry/your stomach hurts. A Joyce is beautiful inside and out. Joyce is the "favorite" in the group which causes her to have some haters/enemies that crave her spot. Her warmth draws people in her presence. She attracts attention because of her enigma. Book smart AND street smart. A Joyce loves to laugh, eat, and SHOP. She is independent. AMBITIOUS. Understanding. Loyal. Definitely a smoker rather than a drinker. Joyce is extremely creative. She loves art/ poetry and beautiful things. Joyce is philosphical. A Joyce loves natural things and is always curious because she loves knowledge. She is VERY spiritual.
I knew Joyce would win prom queen!