A fork of Rural Dictionary
WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.
you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.
The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway
My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.
A sweet loving teddy bear. He might seem scary. But on the inside he's just a little softy. He always smells of fresh linen. He likes football and knows how to tackle.
I am having a Shawn Weaver day
When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style
My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan Ethan Weaver: gib head You: yes sir. *gawk gawk gawk*
The act of cleaning/ brushing ones teeth with vaginal discharge daily.
“Did you see Sarah? Her teeth are so clean. Do you think she is a basket weaver?”