A fork of Rural Dictionary
A well thought out word only used by the realist and a reaction
Your mom sees ur report card "haww"
an expression of enthusiasm or exuberance, usually associated with a country fried feat of Darwinism or some other individual failure related to rural southern life
Billy Ray went full ree-haw when he tried to milk the bull.
A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.
"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".
Hawe is a very sexy girl, only the sexiest people in the world are named hawe. She is a great person and knows how to crack a joke, sometimes even at the worst times. A Hawe is always a good person to have in your life. They are outgoing and very energetic! They also have a high sex drive.
To need something done/made in a hurry/in a rush/fast/quickly/immediately/now (i.e., before you do/make anything else).
Used in the food service industry/restaurants/kitchens, typically by food expediters, food runners and/or waitstaff when talking to line cooks (e.g., when a dish is late to come out, waiting for a dish, when a dish needs to be re-made (due to a mistake, dropped, sent to wrong table, etc.)
"Need a another medium burger on the Hee Haw"
When something is awful but funny at the same time and you want to say "that's aaawful" but you laugh while saying it.
oh noooo, that kid just dropped his ice cream scoop on the ground and now he's crying - that's hawful.