A fork of Rural Dictionary
A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
Robbit Goes Kermit is ar eal loser
To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.
I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!
The president that america needs
Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"
when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face
why are you kermiting right now?
two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.
when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes