Country Dictionary

In basketball: Kinda the same as the "J-zone" but ur concentratin more on the height of ur jump (vertical) than on the timing or fade-away (effectiveness).

"DAAAAAYYYMMMMM he's in the vert zone big time" If you see a really simple dunk but with huge elevation.

being gay af and thinking your cool because u have a cool instagram name, and thinking youre funny with your shitty snapchat memes.

Bob was so trayton vert last night, god, so annoying.

Slang term for the act of ejaculating on a women’s back

Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.

technology that creates significant vertical growth on a beanie

Chad: nice vert Kyle.
Kyle: thanks Columbia has some good vert tech

Biggest NN coming from US, who? Dude got tapped while trying to play smart, but he is botnik NN

vert dick stop talking

It’s a caca vert, their name is sirine

Person 1: You look like a caca vert
Person 2: I know

a satanic person who makes really good music.

: hey man have you heard neon guts by lil uzi vert?
: no dude but ill check it out.