A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.
A: What are you doing for that date later?
B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.
A doctor or shrink that will write up a prescription for pretty much anything over the tiniest "medical problem". Basically a medical professional turned "legal" drug plug.
Tom: I stubbed my little toe, I bet Dr. Plug will write me up a prescription for Xanax.
Dr Plug: Here you go mate.
Juliet: Oh shit its' finals week, better hit up Dr. Plug and feign ADHD to get myself some good old Adderall.
Dr. Plug: Here are 30 30mg Adderall pills, I'll up the dosage when you feel normal again.
When you eat too much cheese and get constipated
"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."
The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.