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fondue

The act of taking a discussion away from the original topic in blog comments (comparable to bringing fondue to a dinner party and luring all the host's guests from the table).

Joe's blog entry: The Chelsea Hotel is an example of the Queen Anne style of architecture. (includes photo) Commenters: Leon: The hotel was built in the late 1800s, I think. Dan: It was granted landmark status in 1966. Mary: I lost my virginity at the Chelsea Hotel! Laura: I lost my virginity while "Stairway to Heaven" was playing. Ryan: I lost mine under the school bleachers. Joe: Dammit, Mary fondued my blog again.

by An Aries March 27, 2008

fondue

Very popular Swiss food made of different cheeses melted in warm white whine. It is served in a special pot and is supposed to be eaten by dipping little pieces of bread in it. There are many other fondues, including meat fondue and different dessert fondues but the cheese fondue is popular of them all.

Put some black pepper in your fondue!

by coronerxd June 02, 2005

fondue

Cheezy stuff to have in a wordfondue pot/word

by H*r f4n June 22, 2003

fondue

fingering a girl

she got fondued last night

by mizzdog June 25, 2012

fondue

The act of dipping a female (preferably of asian decent) into a large repository of semen. Also known as reverse bukkake. If not performed by experts, has potential to be fatal.

Dude, 20 midgets fondued Eamon's sister last night. I saw the video...man did that chick love that sauce.

by DeesNut January 21, 2006

fondue

*Used when someone's buttcrack is showing* To slide your finger in your friends buttcrack quickly.

*Ali bends over to pick up her pencil* *Sarah races towards Ali's butt* *Sarah slides her finger down Ali's pants* Ali: Ah Sar, you just fondued me.

by sarali December 01, 2007

fondue

when a man has anal intercourse with a woman, then receives oral pleasure from the same or a different woman.

wanna come over for some fondue? I dont mean the fountain.

by rekerd August 30, 2009