Country Dictionary

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.

Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!

being good at math

white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?

chinese, japanese, korean

Chinese/Japanese/Korean Person: I am asian from squid gameching chong ching chong

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.

Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker

People who can not see or drive. These monsters eat cats and rice along with your dog

AHH FUCK AN ASIAN HES EATING MY DOG AND CAT AND STICKING HIS DICK IN THE RICE
*asian* in your rice ashole

A person of asian descent, who is mainly either not racist at all, or openly racist to everyone and doesn’t try to hide it at all, yet denying their racism.

1: Yo, did you see that asian?
2: Yeah, he’s so racist to everyone
1: YO! i heard you said the n-word!
asian: Nuh-uh i’m not racist at all bro

A person that looks like they got hit in the face by a pan and has a flat ass face. Asians eat lots of cat.

Asians are flat faces eat the cats