A fork of Rural Dictionary
Plural form of monster 1. A creature or race of beings that do not conform with the ways of those who would call them monsters. 2. An entity not of this world, somthing that dosn't belong or exist in our relm, world, or plane. 3. A being that's sole purpos is to give experiance unto a party simply for the defeat of said monster(s)
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid). A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters? Mom and Dad: Sure! Dad: *Checks closet. No monster here! Mom: *checks other closet. No monster here. Timmy: What about under the bed? Mom: What’s this? Monster? Timmy: What? Monster?! Tony (older brother): I was looking for that! *Chugs Monster energy drink. Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"! *Everyone laughs except for Timmy. Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.
You, Monster, disappear please!