A fork of Rural Dictionary
A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day. He has a theme song that goes: My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.
The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?” “Yes but why is it here in the hospital?” “There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs” “What’s that?” “The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
something ittastelikeafetus on instagram says cause shes so funny and epic cool
chase keith : new post ittastelikeafetus: ok circumcised
When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.
When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.
The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised. Joe: wow did a doctor do it? BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
Not to be confused with Radical Circumcision, which is something of a another whole level. Basically a normal circumcision, but with the small two blubs at the sides right at the opening of the urethra, also removed. This is usually seen on many male pornstars.
James had a tight circumcision, thus he does not have two small bulbs right at the opening of his urethra.
When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.
Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.