A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.
‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.
This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)
Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine
Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted
Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late
When a white or Asian girl takes home a black man when drunk and then suddenly regrets it when he takes his pants off.
That girl is gonna feel black regret in a couple of hours.
That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.
I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.