Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pooter Scooter

the streamer scootroo. thats all it is

oolu_: Pooter Scooter is a really great streamer
scootroo: ikr

by oolu_ February 05, 2021

Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 25, 2018

shooter pooter

wondering what will come out of your pooter after shooting the entire contents of ones refrigerator

"Hey man drink some soy sauce, now some mustard, now some mayo, now some syrup. No, don't shoot the yogurt! It's mine!"

by Cmack November 14, 2003

Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter

Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.

by M-Dummy May 20, 2022

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 06, 2009

Pooter

A pooter is someone who poots and is of pooty quality and displays behavior that is very pootful.

You pooter! You didn’t refill the toilet paper, you poot.

by PootfulPride May 15, 2022